after recently acquiring the patents to mong's headlines (err well i dun you'll mind right mong? =p), heres the first edition in a lllooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnggggggg while.
Headlines - all you need to know in a nutshell
Top of the News
Mystery of the Strings Room - what allure does the strings room have on abel? sources say its due to a certain hz... =p
Hwa Chong Today
Youths getting more involved in politics - the PAP starts its first youth wing in hwa chong, with potential office bearers called mentors, and grassroots leaders called mentees. their motto - "Remember, prison also needs physics"
COUNTERSTRIKE! - all hell breaks loose when CS session was conducted last friday. sporadic gun battles and "fire in the hole!" could be heard throughout school. absentees frm this battle include 7b ppl who happen to be sick, dying or simply heck care.
Maths HOD vs 7B - after a gritty defensive display by 7b maths s students tt narrowly edged out the Maths HOD in game 1, the students decides to go on the attack with a slew of tactics, which include getting the lecturer to counter-sign against their signatures.
General Office Fracas - a recent visit to the new general office in hwa chong would leave you wondering why does it smell so much of ammonia, faeces and everything in between. well you only find out why when you realise that the sign pointing to the new general office covers the male toilet sign.
Person of the month - with june hols coming up real soon, the judges of the person of the month have decided to award the title of Man of the Month of June to the Mugger, in view of the upcoming BT.
Wildlife Conservation - in an effort to conserve the endangered species known as class outings, a conservation effort has been set at june 5 (i think) at habourfront. having strong uv immunity is strongly recommended.
Home News
bak chor mee craze jeff lopez, the man and his ideas, takes singaporean netizens by storm with his witty argument with the villain aka bak chor mee man. so beware of the bak chor mee man and of course, his CCTV camera.
Mind Your Body
Proliferation of Toads - recently there seems to be an outbreak of "toadilitis". symptoms include sore throat, coughing, and dryness of mouth. causes include having to cheer at 3 consecutive finals in 3 days.
Flu Pandemic - flu cases have been on the rise recently, with the latest high-profile victims including zi ying and kelvin. drink more water, take more vege, and take more vitamin C!!!
Sports
The Magic Four The Magic 6 hwa chong claims 6 championships so far - water polo, girls volleyball, netball, guys bball, guys and girls trampoline double.
Lifestyle
Increased incidency of fights outside cinemas - with the recent release of so many blockbusters, its common to see fights taking place at the box office, with arguments going something like this.. "why you buy da vinci code movie tix? i wanna watch MI3!" "okok sry. shall we jus move on to the movie?" "sorry oso must explain."
yupz tt raps up this edition of headlines. the editor wishes to express his heartfelt apologies for having a lack of wit in his headlines. =)
Headlines - all you need to know in a nutshell
Top of the News
Mystery of the Strings Room - what allure does the strings room have on abel? sources say its due to a certain hz... =p
Hwa Chong Today
Youths getting more involved in politics - the PAP starts its first youth wing in hwa chong, with potential office bearers called mentors, and grassroots leaders called mentees. their motto - "Remember, prison also needs physics"
COUNTERSTRIKE! - all hell breaks loose when CS session was conducted last friday. sporadic gun battles and "fire in the hole!" could be heard throughout school. absentees frm this battle include 7b ppl who happen to be sick, dying or simply heck care.
Maths HOD vs 7B - after a gritty defensive display by 7b maths s students tt narrowly edged out the Maths HOD in game 1, the students decides to go on the attack with a slew of tactics, which include getting the lecturer to counter-sign against their signatures.
General Office Fracas - a recent visit to the new general office in hwa chong would leave you wondering why does it smell so much of ammonia, faeces and everything in between. well you only find out why when you realise that the sign pointing to the new general office covers the male toilet sign.
Person of the month - with june hols coming up real soon, the judges of the person of the month have decided to award the title of Man of the Month of June to the Mugger, in view of the upcoming BT.
Wildlife Conservation - in an effort to conserve the endangered species known as class outings, a conservation effort has been set at june 5 (i think) at habourfront. having strong uv immunity is strongly recommended.
Home News
bak chor mee craze jeff lopez, the man and his ideas, takes singaporean netizens by storm with his witty argument with the villain aka bak chor mee man. so beware of the bak chor mee man and of course, his CCTV camera.
Mind Your Body
Proliferation of Toads - recently there seems to be an outbreak of "toadilitis". symptoms include sore throat, coughing, and dryness of mouth. causes include having to cheer at 3 consecutive finals in 3 days.
Flu Pandemic - flu cases have been on the rise recently, with the latest high-profile victims including zi ying and kelvin. drink more water, take more vege, and take more vitamin C!!!
Sports
Lifestyle
Increased incidency of fights outside cinemas - with the recent release of so many blockbusters, its common to see fights taking place at the box office, with arguments going something like this.. "why you buy da vinci code movie tix? i wanna watch MI3!" "okok sry. shall we jus move on to the movie?" "sorry oso must explain."
yupz tt raps up this edition of headlines. the editor wishes to express his heartfelt apologies for having a lack of wit in his headlines. =)
0 comment(s):
Post a Comment